What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.