What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.