Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.