Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.