Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork