Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.