Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van