Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.