Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Chicken Tenders.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!