Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.