What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.