What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.