What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.