What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!