What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.