What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!