What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil