Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.