Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

Bee-hive yourself !

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.