Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich