Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB