What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen