Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.