Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.