Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.