Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.