Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"