Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which number confuses people?

82

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.