Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan