How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!