How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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60 Jokes More 60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.