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Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.