What kind of patients?

All of them"

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.