60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

8 Tooth Jokes More 8 Tooth Jokes

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left