How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.