How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!