They told him his wife died recently.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Paul Walker dies.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
