Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Tree Bark Jokes More Tree Bark Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.