Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Tree Bark Jokes More Tree Bark Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.