Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.