Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.