Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.