Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.