Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.