How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao