How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism