What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.