What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!