What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.