What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.