What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

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