What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.