What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!