What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!