Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.