Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim