Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"