Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.