Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."