What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history