What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.