What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice