What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).