What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.