What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.