They share the same middle name.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
methamphibians.
Toad.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Same middle name.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
A top-of-the-lime model.