What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.