What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.