Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.