Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.