What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)