What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8