What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.