What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.