What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.