How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.