How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.