How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."