What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.