What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.