What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Because they always surrender!