What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.