What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!