Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.