Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.