Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."