Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.