Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)