Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.