Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches