Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.