Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.