Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.