Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.