Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.