Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.