Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.