What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.