What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.