What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.