What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.