What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.