Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....