Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands