Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.