Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Three on three.

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Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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He did lots of cross fit

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A cruiseifixion.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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Because the wives had to get on board somehow.