Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!