Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.