Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."