What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.