What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle