What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle