What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle