A messed up system of karma
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Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
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Because they mess up the whole house !
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A: It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room.."
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
A: Sparky.
By remixing it.
A Crip
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
It runs against Hillary.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Because it was a play on words.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
