A messed up system of karma
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they mess up the whole house !
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A: It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room.."
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
A long necked toothbrush !
He was trying to get her pedicure.
They're both manicures
Not enough cement
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
1%
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because it was cheesier said than done.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Neighour
