Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.