Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.