What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs