What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.