Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado