Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado