Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.