Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Previous Random Joke Next

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.