Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why are pigs such early risers?

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu