Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.