Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!