Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.