How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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They get their Aaargh-On!

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole