What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!