What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!