What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!