What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.