What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!