It lost its porpoise.
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Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
endorphins
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
Because Habeas Porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Dolphout
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
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Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Serving dual porpoises!
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
It's not a too-nah!"
It lacked porpoise.
Because he ate too many crabs!
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
All porpoise flour.
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
Flipper coin!
All-porpoise cleaner.
Neither deliver on Sundays.
They just click you know
By sea-mail.
He whale-d
With a porpoise.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
He prawned everything !
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Miso sorry...
Coop-cakes !
You don't, they're already spotted!
A smokesalottapotamus.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
Rib-bed
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
A porpoise.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Caesar
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
Bob.
