What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!