What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.