What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout