What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.